I’ve been tired of Engrish since I moved here, since I see it so much and it’s not funny anymore. But the other day a friend of mine saw this sign in a jewelry store which pretty much epitomized the way I think my Japanese must sound to Japanese people when I talk to them:

Oh, and the other thing I wanted to say is that I made a grilled cheese and red miso sandwich. And it was damn delicious too. I had to have a tomato in there to help cut the saltiness, but that didn’t diminish its deliciousness.